And that's why nobody should land there.

Digital RECTAL molestation. FTFY.

Death to everybody. In the end, I will get my wish.

That would be "Chuck Norris favors curry with people in power. And basmati rice too."

I know who you are, Jeff Minter.

Real men switch SCE to AUX and keep'er burnin', unlike loserboy nerds who need tweezers to jerk off.

Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, Utah... A manned expedition there would be horribly hazardous. Even if the crew could survive the trip, the environmental conditions on site would be extremely hostile to life.

So what? Ain't no tape in a cameraphone. At least, I know there isn't any in mine. Dunno about you and I don't really care.

There is no aspect of your life this president KNOWS he cannot control. There, fixed it for you. Obama is your Emperor-God and you should consider yourself lucky you have not been disappeared for daring to even thinking to criticize him. You should be on the streets right now, screaming your neverending fealty to Lord Obama the Magnificent and Merciful, pledging your loyalty, affirming your willingness to destroy his enemies and to give your life for his eternal glory. Or are you a republithug? Why aren't you now on a flight to Moscow, where you will assemble a suicide jacked and blow yourself up to kill the traitor Snowden, may his bones be ground to dust, while screaming "OBAMAHU AKBAR"?

Sounds jihadist to me. The UK parliament has been taken over by taliban ISIS terrorists! BLOW IT UP and KILL EVERYBODY INSIDE for SECURITY! Don't question! ACT!

Yeah. 640K ought be enough for anybody.

Dude, a shellshocked veteran makes for a lousy pet, even if your tastes incline towards the bizarre.

Fuck you. Suck on it. You wankers.

Let's not discuss what you like to do in private, OK?

Major Depression IS a person. I served under him for three years, starting when he was just a first lieutenant. Have some respect even if you're one of those clueless little shits who hate the military, because it's people like Major Depression who make it possible for you to kill yourself, you ungrateful dead.