Most nerds would love it in China or North Korea, if they can keep their gadgets and kiddie scat bestiality furry snuff porn and hentai shit. As long as they don't have to work, they won't miss any freedom since they don't venture out of their basements.

There is no rational reason for allowing lowlife geeks to exist as well. Of course, we already have the extermination plans ready. This world should belong only to us Beautiful People.

Are you mad? LEGO pieces are copyrighted, trademarked, patented and consecrated with the blood of albino babies. If you so much as think about reproducing them you will feel the wrath of the corporate jihadists who will behead the shit out of everyone and then shoot themselves in the head with flamethrowers.

Two words: Mobile Suits.

And two more: SIEG ZEON!

We're not talking about pedophile geeks here, but italian judges. The kind of guys who in the aftermath of an earthquake will sentence you to jail for the crime of being a geologist. Nobody cares what geeks think or say, because we ignore them and, if they get too loud, we silence them with a swift kick to the head followed by our feet stomping down on their zit-ridden faces, crushing them into pools of pus. Italian judges, on the other way, are still debating if Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation applies to Italy since it was enunciated by a non-italian.

We've reached Peak Lithium. Shit. We're fucked. OK, let's shut down everything and go home to die all emo and depressed.

Do it properly, clone a 3rd world street urchin from your own DNA and then hunt him down and harvest his organs.

Godwin, you lose.

Haroun Tazieff did that way before. Of course, Tazieff was a world-class jock: he would climb up an erupting volcano, lower himself into the crater and fart into the lava just to see what happened. A great lover of physical activity and a competitive fellow who had engaged in sabotage tags against the Nazis (with the Nazis always being "it" because they couldn't catch him), he would take no shit from no-one and would, instead, shovel shit by the metric ton upon the wannabe shitters. Too bad he died but this kind of stuff just happens. Just remember than while Steve Irwin would poke tree branches up crocodile's butts to see what happens, Haroun Tazieff would poke a humungous Avatar tree-of-life branch up an active volcano's butt just for the lulz. And then he would pull the volcano's pants all the way to its fire-spitting head.

Fuck becoming peaceful. We won't, ever. But at least we'll get to use cool spaceguns and mobile suits and nuke places from orbit just to be sure. And we'll kill a metric fuckton of people with DEWS and peebees and wave motion guns and whatever and spread they corpsicles into the merciless vacuum of space just for the lulz. And the idea of using the blood of schmucks like you as rocket fuel turns me on. I mean, it fucking gives me a hard-on. Who cares if it doesn't burn well, nothing screams FUCKING AWESOME like a rocket engine powered by boiling human blood! BRING IT ON!

Loserboy nerd, do a fucking blood test. If you can't do a proper lab thing, draw blood from each suspect and plunge a heated wire into the sample. If it withdraws or leaps out of the Petri dish squealing, torch the subject. Problem solved. You don't know a Thing, don't you?

You are aware that electronic devices are forensically imaged (just like computers and any digital media storage) and not just hooked up like you do when you're backing up your phone, aren't you? I'd say no. You've seen too many movies and TV shows and now you think you're Neo. Reality is going to hurt when a bunch of cops will be laughing at you, just before they beat you up and shit on your face.

Star Dreck was shit from the start, and Rottenberry's "vision" was at best naive claptrap and at worst unredeemable drivel. The reboot was the best thing it could ever happen to that pile of crap, except for oblivion. Bad "science" (only loserboy nerds known as "trekkie pedophile geeks" can delude themselves into believing any of that shitty technobabble can ever be related to real science), one-dimensional characters, laughable plots and a setting that could be called "moronic" at best. Come on, mankind working for nothing? "Spreading wisdom and piece through the galaxy"? If it were fan fiction it would be laughed at mercilessly. There was a good reason it was cancelled: it was shit. B5 was vastly superior to DS9 (which was a shameless ripoff) but it doesn't stand the test of time. Oh, and we cannot imagine the future better now, we'll only put in smartphones and fecesbook in because we cannot imagine what does not exist, yet. Now crawl under your bed and cry yourselves to sleep, shitheads.

That's simply naive: the people who have the know-how to maintain anonymity are few, and once they're a small enough number, rounding them up for some legal harassment and the occasional armed break-in in the middle of the night will make them see the light. There is safety only in numbers, and the numbers are dwindling fast. You don't want to be singled out for harassment, do you? Remember: in the mind of the layman online crime == child pornography.

Of course it's not believable. Geeks and nerds are usually portrayed by talented, good-looking actors who play their characters as slightly eccentric enthusiasts who happen to be socially awkward in an endearing way. Nobody pays money or wastes time to see ugly, repulsive abhumans behaving in socially unacceptable ways, stalking women, being rude and obnoxious and talking about crap nobody cares about. Perhaps the most accurate portrayal of a nerd in movies was Scott Weidemeyer from "Zero Charisma", and even there it was radically toned down. Face it, the only way to portray that subculture in media is to simply NOT portraying it at all and showing a falsified and viewer-friendly version. Your typical nerd is not the cast from "The Big Bang Theory". Your typical nerd is Elliot Rodger: a lifelong loser obsessed with niche interests and hollow pursuits, good at nothing, with at most average intelligence and yet cultivating delusions of superiority and seething with rage towards the Real, Beautiful People. Nerds are shunned and derided for good reasons.