No way I'm getting into that again. I drew the line at resetting.

That's the reason for the second phrase - to warn the suffering Reader. (:

Aisen Caro Chacin. Wacky but nothing you haven't heard of before.

Oh, yes, it's bored "hacker" o'clock!

The NSA's job is to spy, so it makes sense to hire SIGINT people. The recent problem is who they've been spying on.

Swell! Now they've got 'bout tree fiddy.

C is for Cookie, and your browsers store them for me! (Omnom nom, nom)

It's faster than the scanned rule lists in iptables, and the remaining alternative is compiling to native code into a module every time you change a rule.

I know that seeing "bloat" everywhere and griping is an honored /. tradition, but someone has to add a dash of reality.

*All* network infrastructure is oversubscribed, in the sense that there's no way in hell that they can give everyone the rated speed at the same time. Same as with electricity (something about everyone turning their on hair dryer) or roads.

Problem is those morons, by virtue of genetically being H. sapiens and breathing, have the same voting power as you and I.

May I remind you that said idiots, by virtue of genetically being H. sapiens and breathing, have the same voting power as you and I?

Yeah, that furry fat alien was the scourge of the Tanners.