One looks like a complete douchebag. The other is a bobble-headed action figure.

Right, the cities are still intact. They're just under 500 ft. of water.

The Bill Gates as Borg icon needs to be changed to Ballmer as Borg. Its way past time.

Given the size of the prison population is but a mere fraction of the general population, I'm guessing there would be waaaaaaaaaaaay more free citizens willing to sign-up for that one-way ride. I, for one, would leave my very lucrative IT job in minute if I were green-lighted that mission. I know a lot of of people that would sign up. My only concern is that my family would be taken care of financially.

Can I have your UID? Or do they have internet access on Mars?

As quaint as it is, some companies, like mine, prohibit the storage of the company's documents on external sites, such as Google.

Oracle has owned Sun since the April '09 announcement. OpenOffice is still free. So what's your major gripe with it? Until Oracle starts charging for it, I will continue to use it. By the way, Oracle also owns Java and MySQL, so I hope you never have to use those products, either.

This is /. You must be new here.

"Hey man, if you can't taste the chlorine, how do you know it's clean?!?"

The lack chlorine, maybe? I'd rather taste the grit of sand and charcoal in my water.

Maybe it has something economy? Or that most people have just recently upgraded to HD sets from SD and view 3D as a gimicky trick to buy a new HD set? Oh and the content is not there to justify the purchase of a new 3D set.

I LOLed! Awesome!

That's funny. The Gimp is only tool I use for any of my graphics work, simple or hard.

Because the writers there practically cum all over themselves whenever Apple releases new hardware and software. You'd think they were all paid shills with all the circle-jerking.

Fuck AOL with beans! That's for all the floppy disk and CD-Rom spam they clogged up my real mailbox with.
Jeez, I thought they were dead a long time ago after the failed merger with Time-Warner. I know the merger actually happened, but Time-Warner got the short-end of that deal.

IDK man. Have you seen some of our women? They're fucking hott!