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Medicine

Submission + - Death of the consummate medical geek

NIckGorton writes: The father of modern heart surgery died this week at age 99. He was integral to the development of pretty much everything in modern cardiovascular surgery: bypass (heart-lung machines that made open heart surgery for the first time possible possible), coronary artery bypass surgery (he did the first one ever), carotid endarterectomey (again he performed the first one ever), the development of Dacron graft blood vessels, and the development of MASH units. He was a consummate geek and there are numerous surgical instruments that bear his name. He was also the first surgeon to videotape surgeries — in the 1960s. He was considered by the NEJM to be the single greatest surgeon alive until two days ago. In his career he performed over 50,000 heart surgeries and practiced medicine (though not surgery) until the day he died. Paradoxically in 2005, he underwent the Debakey procedure which he pioneered, to treat the aortic dissection he suffered.
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Submission + - Jesus is coming.... You've Got Mail! (youvebeenleftbehind.com) 1

NIckGorton writes: Wired has posted a story about a website that will send an email to your loved ones excatly six days after the rapture (or when three of their staffers fail to log in to check their email for six days, whichever comes first.) For $40 yearly, they will send a post-rapture email to 62 people and maintain 150 megabytes of documents encrypted by something that could be as complicated as a decoder ring (to give the recipient access to your banking, brokerage, hidden valuables, and powers of attorneys). Otherwise, since there will be no bodies, your junk will be locked up in probate until the 7 year reign of the Antichrist is over. Which would obviously suck. http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/06/service-lets-yo.html
Software

Submission + - Atheist Video Game

NIckGorton writes: A new video game's objective is to go back in time and destroy the founders of the three big monos before to nip Islam, Christianity, and Judaism in the bud. Players do this by murdering Abraham and the authors of the Bible, before beheading Muhammad. http://www.wsls.com/sls/news/local/article/object_of_new_video_game_is_to_stop_the_spread_of_christianity_and_islam/11957/
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Submission + - The love that dare not squeak its name (bbc.co.uk)

NIckGorton writes: A sexually frustrated seal was caught on camera attempting to have sex with an unconsenting penguin. The description of this unusual behavior was published in the Journal of Ethology, complete with interspecies pron. According to one of the authors and witnesses to the event: 'At first glimpse, we thought the seal was killing the penguin, but then we realised that the seal's intentions were rather more amorous.' The researchers speculated that the seal, who was too inexperienced to get access to females, in a state of frustrated sexual arousal turned to a penguin for release.
Medicine

Submission + - who gets the ventilator in a flu pandemic? (nytimes.com)

NIckGorton writes: "A report, "Allocation of Ventilators in a Public Health Disaster," in the current issue of Disaster Medicine and Public Health Preparedness evaluates the ethics of deciding who gets (and who doesn't get) ventilator support (and hence who lives and dies) in a public health disaster like a flu pandemic. When a pandemic hits, it will not be pretty. On a good day we are using a large percentage of the vents we have. With even double the current usage, we will be in a crunch. With tens of thousands (if not more) of additional people potentially needing ventilator and ICU support, we will be hosed. http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/25/health/25vent.html?ex=1364184000&en=af4c518e965534b8&ei=5124&partner=permalink&exprod=permalink"
Government

Submission + - Bush vetoes bill banning torture (nytimes.com)

NIckGorton writes: Bush uses 9th veto of his presidency to stop Congress' attempt to prevent interrogation techniques like waterboarding whose use is prohibited by the military and law enforcement agencies in the us (aka torture).

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