As a genre SciFi and Fantasy are almost the exact same. The only difference is Fantasy is never true, while SciFi is "possible". SciFi has axed plenty of fantasy shows as well, the Dresden Files for one. The Dresden Files was/is definitely in the "paranormal" genre as well. Although that show suffered more from completely bastardizing everything that makes the books great. Back to my point, just because they're running fantasy shows doesn't mean that they're completely gone from their roots.

It could be raspberry jam, and we all know there's only one person who dares to use raspberries.

When I worked at UPS we regularly had "bull sperm" shipped through. Came in a phallic shaped 5 gallon drum too.

As a former UPS employee here's the inside deal. The working theory is if a box is marked fragile, it's packed in order to withstand the abuse of normal packages. Furthermore, unless you want your presents unwrapped for you, put those wrapped boxes within a slightly bigger box. Your boxes barely make it through in one piece, wrapping paper doesn't have a chance...

Pretty sure Tribes is going the MMO route. I think I saw a post not long ago (not on ./) looking for more alpha/beta testers.

Ears might not change on their own, but I'm sure we've all seen plenty of people who have 0 gauge piercings which I'm fairly certain counts as a change. In a more direct response to the parent: Now when you go on your crime spree you'll just need to wear gloves and earmuffs. Duh.

This is just terrible. What about those live tv "wardrobe malfunctions"?

Prime, Odd, Even.

About the size of a cat? Are we talking household "domestic" cat or .....? For science/news "about the size of x" is rather vague.

As a left hander I've always used the mouse with my right hand. I doubt a joystick used via right hand would bother me much. I'd be more irritated at the lack of GOOD (modern)flight sim game.

So if I'm understanding this right. The network spamming "enhancement" products has shrinkage? How ironic.

Starcraft2? Yeah, I thought so.

Nurse my catheter is full and my IV is empty.

*switch switch*

All better.

Laptop. I type far faster than I write, not only that I can actually read what I wrote after.

You'd still be looking at your eyelids though.