Why, oh, why couldn't you have written the summary? You actually summarize what has happened, rather than wasting a long sentence just mentioning you went to the conference and stayed at another hotel. I hope you are modded up.

Submitters - think before you submit, and make the summary so good we are not forced to read the article.
Editors - feel free to edit and improve things, and importantly, you don't need to sensationalize everything for us to read it - that just pisses us off.

Nah, he should stick to an analog watch. Draw a circle on your wrist, with the big hand upwards and the little hand at 5 o'clock. It may not have the precision of your watch, but at least it's +/-5 minutes for 1.4% of the time.

For that steampunk feel, draw a fob watch on your nipple.

If you own a Mac it shows that you have money to burn, and aren't that worried about prudent use of money. So why not sell things to Apple users? They're great consumers.

Parallel universe.

$25! Shit, you're have to be a thousandairre to afford that.

Actually, you don't have to do anything. Stick with your old bulbs, and cheer the fuck up.

Slashdot is just full of negativity about everything. Just stupid overused jokes, and ridiculous theories about what a "hacker" or the NSA could do to your system. It's hard to think that people here are able to achieve anything in the real world harbouring such pathological cynicism. The world is actually a pretty cool place.

There's nerdiness - in which people should get excited about this type of stuff; and then there's bitterness - where everything is stupid and a waste of time. I hope that the two are independent variables.

I've only just (in the last 2 months) started browsing reddit. Sure there's a lot of crap, but everyone seems much more positive than they do here. Nearly every new device or technology, from the Ouya to the Oculus, including every new Nasa project, every new discovery, is just bagged without any real interest on Slashdot.

Slashdot seems a lonely place.

Morse code.

I had a brief relationship with him. Didn't end well, I was pretty young at the time. I got a good settlement though.

Sorry, I've been away for a few days and couldn't check replies.

I'm not worried about CO2. But went I'm waiting at the lights, sitting behind a diesel bus and a few SUVs, I wish they had electric engines. Surely it would improve the local quality of the air.

I'd guess the "80%" thing can be measured with official records. Divorces and marriages are usually recorded by the state.

Yeah... judging from that comment I wouldn't advise you to try any form of online communication.

Every article submitted to Slashdot must end with an inflammatory, baseless statement. It's the rules.

Bonus points if the statement is about weaponisation or privacy concerns.

Seriously, what do people have against them?

I think they're the coolest thing out there, and they provide a way to stop importing oil from the Muslims.

It's well known that central electricity production is significantly more efficient that a bunch of separate internal combustion engines.

But why the hate? I know the NYT has a vendetta against the electric car - they're a bunch of scumbags. But why do normal people hate them?

And what happens?
Nearly all of the time you get better after a few days, and if things persist they can investigate more.

What else would you want? 100 tests every time you got sick?