WTF is right. In general I agree as that far as the spin, loaded terms, and hyperbole, that the summary causes more danger from its bullshit emissions than the subject matter it "addresses"
As an addendum, which you might already be aware of:
One reason tritium is pricey on the world's markets is that it is especially useful in producing boosted fission weapons, which greatly exceed the efficiency of the chain reaction. In a fission weapon one key performance factor is doubling time (aka "alpha") which represents the time required for the number of fission reactions to increase by 2x. The shorter the doubling time in an exponentially based energetic reaction such as fission, the (much) more energy is produced -- in the A-bomb case it's crucial to have as many doublings as possible before explosive disassembly overcomes inertial confinement. Even the misnamed "H-Bombs" (2+ stage devices) produce most of their yield from fission processes, so similar principles apply.
But as you stated, tritium leakages are not a cause for concern, unless one has magic tiny tritium-gobbling nano-machines in the air that will collect the isotope and sell it to the highest bidder prior to decay or diffusion.
