Journal: Dear Diary

Today I had a scone. I prounce it in a very exaggerated manner; like "cone" with an s on the front. It was a cheese & nano scone and was quite nice. Unfortunately the nanotech appears to be rearranging my DNA from a hot feiry redhead lesbian surfer babe into a mildly overweight pasty WoW geekboi. Huh. I think I'll go with the date scone from now on.