My son pointed out that the geekiest way would be to trick your Professor into stealing your high-energy laser experiment and sell it to the government. Then you sneak on the military base and reprogram the targeting computer to fire at the Professor's house where you have, conveniently, placed your giant turkey.

I've gotten some cranky Win32 apps to work on Win7 64 by getting the 32-bit dll files in the C:\Windows\SysWOW64 folder instead of C:\Windows\System32.

The naming conventions don't make any damn sense; they should have kept System32 for 32-bit files and created System64 for 64-bit files. But that's just me.

And don't ride in anything with a Capissen 38 engine, they fall right out of the sky.

If I had any mod points, I'd give you all 5 just for that sentence right there.

As someone who as worked in a family owned manufacturing business that was shut down, in part, by union influence... I absolutely agree that IT workers need to unionize. I don't say it lightly. I fucking hate unions. I've also seen how IT is the first on the cutting block when a company is failing (and will continue to fail from that point). The biggest problem is the Nick Burns certificate queens that make us all look bad. Figure that one out and you'll have a more perfect union.

How is that much different than a system with a large gas giant?

Cylons...

I'm sorry but I can't take a sample population of 13 seriously.

Religion of Peace

Newspapers are for people who can't get wifi in their toilet.

I have used pc inspector file recovery with mixed results. It's slow but I have recovered pictures and documents. There's not much you can do if the file has already been stepped on.

No, not really.

and bolt them to the floor.

Which are you forgetting, "Young Frankenstein" or "Blazing Saddles"? Because both of those are fucking funny.

It helps if you have a name so common that it is indistinguishable from the group.
I fear that this may lead to a generation of "John Smith"s.