And the good news about this is "normal people" don't have a clue what you're talking about when mentioning ipv4 or ipv6. Tell them, "We're about to run out of IP addresses!" and they'll blink at you. Tell them, "No! PANIC! IPV4 IS ALL FILLT UP!" and they will call for some friendly people to take you to a padded room. Tell them, "Oh, and we have a problem with programs that use a two digit year instead of a four digit year" and they will build disaster shelters.

"However we could always smash something into it then analyze the ejecta from earth."

That's crazy. We would never do something like that.

Glad to know I'm not the only one!

"I like classic Coke better than new Coke!" Flashback to the 80's.

No, but Resident Evil uses the t-virus.

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It is! It is, it is, it is! Pluto is a PLANET! It is.

But it's still an odd choice. While granted terror attacks in Norway are probably pretty rare, terror attacks in general are not all that uncommon. Why pick this one to report?

Considering how expensive they are, it's a bit harder to show how solar panels will pay for themselves.

Bees with lasers FTW!

Enabling is not the same as desiring. How long would you survive such an environment?

"Who says this is a left-leaning website?"

This is a left-leaning website.

There. I said it.

Go Go Gadget Helicopter!

"1000 years from now we'll be in pathetic shape, with all our oil, uranium, and other resources drained dry, and just barely surviving."

...since people were just barely surviving in the era before oil, uranium, and other resources were being used. Unless by "other resources" you mean things like trees, food, etc, which are replenishable, or water, which isn't really going anywhere any time soon, even if it's not always at the part of the planet we might prefer.