Then there are craft brewers who make Ales, Stouts, Porters, Lagers and so on
Stouts and porters are ales.
whooping cough, which does little or no damage to your lungs
My wife, who has chronic bronchitis stemming from when she had pertussis in college, would disagree with you.
Actually though, it doesn't seem to be too much of a stretch to use an Android phone as your internet-facing computer. Probably mostly an academic (hah!) concern though, as you point out.
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Some of us would rather die attempting to do something meaningful.
There are plenty of meaningful things to do here on Earth.
If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.