I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

My 90's cable provider didn't have Babylon 5 on any of its channels (I grew up in the Boonies).
We did have Space Precinct, which was horrible, but I watched it because it was the only sci-fi on late at night.

I could have used one of these last summer when I had rats in my walls.

For those who don't know, it was in Futurama.

... which obviates the quintessential: Buggy whip

= cyclotron's ?
I simply stop reading when an author makes obvious grammar mistakes.

Skype used to work well - and yes multiarch was and is on.
Then Skype would run but always fail to connect to the server.
I am not the only one with this problem.

Did you pull an updated Skype release from another repository?

It would be great to use Skype again, but alas it ceased working on my 12.04 box.
I was a paying customer (i.e. Skype out) until Microsoft decided that it would no longer support me.

Puns don't kill people, comedians with puns kill people.

Best way to disable a camera drone?

If I see a drone outside my second story window, I'd like to take it out.
Water gun?
Frequency jam?
Simple pellet gun?

These have been around for years.
Police departments can buy one from:
http://www.meganet.com/meganet...

Obesity, Smoking, Exercise, Genetics, Diet

Diet is only one small part of the problem
Genetics - well you're stuck with them - your children are stuck with yours
Smoking is hard to quit for some
Exercise - well nobody like to exercise
Obesity - on the rise - due to sugar, salt, and fat in boxed foods - who cooks from scratch?

My rant is over

Each day I wake up further supports my theory that I'll live forever.

While driving about a dozen years ago, I thought: "Wow, I'm thinking."
Then I thought: "Wow, I'm thinking the thought: "Wow, I'm thinking.""
Then I thought: "Wow, I'm thinking the thought: "Wow, I'm thinking the thought: "Wow, I'm thinking."""
Fortunately I didn't crash.
However, I couldn't get to the next level without my mind drifting elsewhere.

... with which the hills are alive.