Coming up later, an interview with the barber who says short hair is the latest greatest thing.

Nerds are not interested in champagne & handbags. Get ye to idle!

It's the natural way to index on a computer since the base address of an array points to the first element of that array.

No, it's the natural way to do it for a computer.

Isn't it the compiler's job to sort out shit like that?

That's over 9000!

Actually, you're assuming that he said that, when in fact he didn't.

I certainly wouldn't try it with my only head.

I will have to claim prior fart. My family has been manufacturing methane the same way for generations.

FTFY

At Mach 5 you'd only hear it after it hit you.

Correlation or causation? And if it's the latter, which way round?

You appear to be confusing science with engineering, which makes me suspect you know very little about either.

Spherical is the way to go, especially if you like cows.

How many other nouns form plurals by adding a d?

Maybe because it's a public holiday in some countries. Enterprisey stuff likes to know things like that.

As to there being two, I understand that the benighted heathens of the Byzantine persuasion calculate it differently to the bead-jigglers in Rome.

Then again, it's PHP so all bets are off.

I agree. Purely for defensive & preventive purposes, of course.

Explained joke is explained.