You just need to know who to talk to. I'm sure that for their biggest and best customers, the bank will be happy to provide names.
No, they won't. That would be breaking the law and the whole point of this approach is to avoid breaking the law.
But the bank didn't sell you the list of names.
Trivial. The Mormon Police just have the bank send all of those people a bogus prize certificate for a free motor boat and then when they show up to get their boat, the Mormon Police arrest them and beat them to the full extent of the law.
I think that banking is actually a little more honorable than click ads.
Really? Because I don't anticipate having to spend hundreds of billions of dollars of our money to bail out Google and Facebook in order to prevent a global catastrophe. And yet, not only have I had to do that once already in my lifetime for the banking industry, I expect to have to do that again because little has changed since the last time we did it. So, fuck the banks. We're lucky that this bubble is in an industry that is not "too big to fail."
all the niggardly little details
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
With your bare hands?!?