Most of them aren't "woe-is-me"-ing. They're say "society offered a choice between X and Y, and after weighing the relative benefits, we decided we prefer Y". We're not the ones going "OMG, they didn't choose X! MASCULINITY CRISIS!!"

The problem with the article is people like you are failing to realize the harsh truths run both ways:
1. The world only cares about what it can get from me / I only care about what I can get from the world.
2. What I Produce Does Not Have to Make Money, But It Does Have to Benefit People / People don't have to pay me to cooperate, but I do expect to benefit from doing so.
3. I Hate Yourself Because I Don't Do Anything / I hate you because you don't do anything for me.
4. What I Am Inside Only Matters Because of What It Makes Me Do / Society only matters because of what it does for me.
5. Everything Inside Me Will Fight Improvement / Society will also fight improvement.

The organization suggests researchers, health officials, and journalists should use more neutral, generic terms, such as severe respiratory disease or novel neurologic syndrome instead.

...there will only ever be one severe respiratory disease, so there's no risk of negative medical outcomes from a patient getting incorrect treatments when doctors confuse one for another.

The relationship between opioids, the brain, and addiction is similar to the one between sugars, the pancreas, and diabetes: you have an organ whose function is to regulate hormone levels in a feedback system. There is a chemical which stresses these feedback system which, while not inherently dangerous, can over time lead to the organ losing it's ability to continue the regulation. How likely this is to occur varies from one person to another.

If expressing yourself means women don't want you, that's great. Be single.

Seems that's what a lot of men are doing and it results in people like Zimbardo going "Hey, you're not allowed to just be single!"

1. Pursued these companies for company tax, not just make them pass on GST from our pockets.

Yes, make the corruptions take the tax out of the money they get from the magic money tree behind their headquarters building, not from the money their customers pay!

Heroin was an over the counter cough rememdy for most of this country's history. Most of the people who used it did not become addicted to it. Addiction is a biochemical disorder in the production or action of various hormones, not a physical property of chemicals.

What is needed, is to teach young men, how to get into the mindset of women, what they need to say, and how to 'project' themselves so they can get laid more.

e.g. as a male, you have no right to any expression of yourself as you are. Your intended function is purely to be what others want you to be, even if that means a hellish life of total self-abnegation.

...wait until Victor Von Doom finds out what he did.

In fairness, the crusades were fought because Muslim cultures had pushed Christians west out of areas they consider holy.

There was 400 years between Islam taking over the eastern roman emprie and the start of the crusades. To suggest a causal relationship would be live France deciding to nuke the UK tomorrow and claiming it was justified retaliation for the Hundred Years War.

Arguing whether or not tribes are a good thing is like arguing whether or not aerobic respiration is a good thing. Good or bad, humans have a biological imperative to form exclusive social networks and are going to do so.

President Obama hopes that the e-book scheme will support low-income households who significantly trail the national average for computer ownership and digital connectivity.

So exactly what use are low-priced e-books to people who don't own computers?

There's actually only one LISP programmer, but he used (rplacd x x) to make it look like there's a lot more of them.

...has the fact a program simply won't work deterred the Government from attempting it anyways?

Free fuel (solar and charging at work)

Does your employer know you're using the business's electricity for personal use?

The people in the car were acting nervous. Which is apparently an unexpected response to being pulled over by the cops.