Can anyone tell me how many parsecs each date was?

We can melt down all the fatties and use them as bio-diesel.

I am terrible at math; I had to take the most basic math course twice in college. However I can not begin to comprehend how fucking stupid you have to be to not be able to properly answer 4+3+2=( )+2. I guess they can always become philosophy majors like I did.

I hereby retract any and all statements I made regarding having hacked the Gibson. Furthermore I have never even attempted to hack the Gibson, have no knowledge of the location of the Gibson, or evidence that said Gibson even exists.

That is nothing, back in the late 1990's Mr.T ATE MY BALLS! Maybe some of you recall reading about it on the internet.

The programmers are revolting...
You said it; they stink on ice.

I will watch anything as long as the CHECHCLEARs the bank.

I just wanted to tell you that I enjoyed your recent article in Internet Toughguy Magazine. You were the author of the "Idle Threats from Idle Hands" column weren't you?

The key to driving in the rain in SoCal is to drive as fast possible through it; therefore you spend less time on the road and minimize your exposure to the dangers of rain.

Some of you people really hold clowns up to a really high standard. Seriously, these are rappers who dress as clowns and have weird carnival themed shows. My guess is that they are fucking with you, not dictating their philosophical manifesto over youtube.

Yeah... They don't even have feet!

Revenge is a dish best served frozen in a cup or waffle cone.

Why don't we stuff the hole with golf balls and cut up rubber tires?

If they already caught the mouse they are playing with, what more do they need to learn?

In that case, use tape. Gaffer's tape is designed to come off without leaving marks.

Really, you specifically mentioned Apple but everyone else does this too. If your computer or router is turned on it should show a light. If it bothers you, tape it, turn it off, don't keep it in your room or put something between it and your head when you're in bed.

Apple and many other manufacturers use indicator lights that are a reasonable brightness for the job and have diffuser panels in front of them. There are certain other manufacturers who seem to pride themselves on picking the brightest, most concentrated LEDs they can find. Those are the ones to complain about.