What a surprise. Start with the slam-dunk of getting them to ban CP (After all if you don't agree it should be banned you must be a pedo sympathiser) , then turn round and say "Well you can block that illegal content, what about this?"
What next, demand Google block sites of banned political parties? Disallow all dissenting opinions? Silence religions you don't like? This is why we shouldn't have allowed the thin end of the wedge in in the first place. Give centralised control an inch and it'll take a mile.

And the developer's wife should leave him and take him to the cleaners in the divorce courts.

Wait... what were we talking about again?

I believe the burnout rate is absolutely horrific and any officer who doesn't burn out in 2 years is then cycled into another department to avoid excessive desensitisation.

They wouldn't be able to do all the running involved...

And 2 years down the line you're spending twice as much on maintenance of those printers cos' the refilled toners are destroying them. At least that's what's happened here.

You can if you're a coprophage, which is most people's opinion of lawyers...

"In case you didnt know, there are code-of-blue law enforcement exemptions for most laws that regular citizens would get shot for. This is bullsh1t".
TFTFY.

Isn't the next line "And I strongly urge you to exercise that right, pal..."?

After all, if the police have nothing to hide they have nothing to fear...

(M$ admin) : Remote activation of suspect's Xbox camera in 5...4...3...
(FBI agent) : Why the hell didn't we think of this years ago? Scr3w warrantless wiretapping statues...

In a time of global recession M$ decided to release their new platform burdened to the hilt with DRM? Wow - that's not so much shooting yourself in the foot as sticking a live grenade into your boot. Sales of this are gonna tank and they're going to be forced into a Win8 style climbdown.
Also, what happens if the authentication servers go down? My old house the internet connection would drop to virtually useless for days at a time due to Virgin's shoddy infrastructure and the 360 was the only thing left to use. If it has to dial home every day then that's pretty damn useless.

You'll probably find that just knowing some of those laws violates another law...

I get horrified by the number of times I come across "magic black boxes" (usually Unix) that are an integral part of some financial system but literally nobody knows what they do or how they do it cos' all the support staff have been laid off over the years without anyone being trained in the obsolete POS...

You're right. 1984 didn't have anywhere near as many cameras...

You know how there's often a recycling bin near normal vending machines for cans/wrappers etc? There's your clue.