I get the joke, but almost all intros are skippable by pressing STOP, STOP, PLAY on your DVD remote. It should jump you straight into the movie.
The only thing I haven't seen it work on is the new Alice in Wonderland which has Disney's "Fast Play" technology which automatically starts the movie...after forcing you to sit through all of the previews and animations without the ability to skip anything at all. Any attempt to do anything dumps you back at the beginning of the "Fast Play" process.