jcuervo - Slashdot User

Comment Re:The Body Count Unit of Time (Score 3, Insightful) 534

by jcuervo on Monday January 19, 2009 @01:58AM (#26513137) Attached to: I'd rather measure my days by means of ...

You fail at physics. Man has had an innate understanding for hundreds of recorded years that things fall faster if they're heavier. Physics proves that this is wrong.

Man does not live in a vacuum.

Comment Re:Unable to Google! WORRYSOME! (Score 1) 203

by jcuervo on Monday January 19, 2009 @01:20AM (#26512979) Attached to: One In 100 Carry Mutation For Heart Disease

Google it again. This thread is the single result.

Comment Re:I'll go die in a corner now worrying some more! (Score 1) 203

by jcuervo on Sunday January 18, 2009 @11:24PM (#26512279) Attached to: One In 100 Carry Mutation For Heart Disease

NYRGHRHGHGHHGHGHHHH

Comment Re:Judge Learned Hand said it best (Score 1) 347

by jcuervo on Saturday January 17, 2009 @11:20PM (#26502827) Attached to: GAO Reports Bailout and Tech Firms Love Tax Havens

OJ.

Comment Re:Yes. (Score 1) 347

by jcuervo on Saturday January 17, 2009 @08:13PM (#26501603) Attached to: GAO Reports Bailout and Tech Firms Love Tax Havens

Man. Am I in the wrong line of work.

Comment Re:Has there been a backlasth? (Score 4, Funny) 369

by jcuervo on Saturday January 17, 2009 @03:06PM (#26498973) Attached to: Belkin's Amazon Rep Paying For Fake Online Reviews

That's not funny. My best friend's girlfriend's second cousin's roommate's cat died that way.

Comment Re:12:00 ..... 12:00 .... 12:00 (Score 1) 242

by jcuervo on Friday January 16, 2009 @02:17PM (#26484617) Attached to: 1 In 3 Windows PCs Still Vulnerable To Worm Attack

What's a "VCR"? ;)

Comment Re:Full disclosure (Score 1) 189

by jcuervo on Thursday January 15, 2009 @11:01AM (#26465581) Attached to: GPUs Used To Crack WiFi Passwords Faster

Until 3 hours later when THAT password is now cracked.

Hours?

Comment Re:Now THIS is obscene: (Score 1) 849

by jcuervo on Wednesday January 14, 2009 @09:02PM (#26459165) Attached to: South Carolina Seeking To Outlaw Profanity

No. This could work to our advantage.

Insert curses into the Windows source code.

Comment Re:Wha... (Score 1) 849

by jcuervo on Wednesday January 14, 2009 @08:37PM (#26458835) Attached to: South Carolina Seeking To Outlaw Profanity

Dunno if this is what you were getting at, but back in the day, there was no income tax; the federal government was expected to make its "living" off interstate commerce.

Or so I'm told -- please enlighten me if I've been misinformed.

Comment Re:Cancel my trip to Charleston (Score 2, Insightful) 849

by jcuervo on Wednesday January 14, 2009 @08:34PM (#26458787) Attached to: South Carolina Seeking To Outlaw Profanity

Fuck shit cockballs scumrot weaselbag.

(I was out of seashells.)

Submission + - Favorite television program? 1

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jcuervo

on Friday January 02, 2009 @09:36PM

jcuervo writes: "1) Stargate *
2) Simpsons
3) Futurama
4) Family Guy
5) Other..."

Comment Re:Idiots are everywhere (Score 1) 442

by jcuervo on Friday January 02, 2009 @09:30PM (#26307503) Attached to: How Do You Stay Upbeat Amidst the Idiocy?

I may be abnormal, but I have degrees

?

Comment Re:Hmm (Score 1) 442

by jcuervo on Friday January 02, 2009 @09:20PM (#26307407) Attached to: How Do You Stay Upbeat Amidst the Idiocy?

The gaping hole in your argument, of course, is that programmers know that they know dick about business. The businessmen don't know that they know dick about business, and so ...

Comment Re:Hmm (Score 1) 442

by jcuervo on Friday January 02, 2009 @09:17PM (#26307357) Attached to: How Do You Stay Upbeat Amidst the Idiocy?

That's what I love about Slashdot--everyone here is smarter than me!

Too easy.

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