I would guess Mensa members fall into two broad categories, those who have self esteem issues and need to tell people they are members as if they makes them somehow special or better and all the rest. Unfortunately the former are the most visible and give all members a bad name.
I'm trying to figure out which category to try to be in, but I can't find the second one.
Why do they need a call center?
They just need a recorded message, and to hire DeForest Kelly to record a one-liner:
"It's dead, Jim!"
Good luck with that. He's dead, jtara!
And yes, my favorite graduated with a psych degree. She makes surprisingly good money.
So, you're saying the tips are good?
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.