"Bitter chocolate tastes bad."

Well, there's the fatal flaw indicator right there.

I hear that and every time I try it, I get some sour shit (though I still look and taste). Now, I like sour: hot or sweet and sour, a squeeze of lemon in tap water, a tablespoon of apple cider or balsamic vinegar between the main course and dessert (or cheese) - when the salad is wrongly served at the start rather than the end; in coffee?, that's just evil. Coffee must be bitter (and black).

Yeah! Yeah!
It's strange how every C programmer is absolutely incapable of writing code without fucking something up!

This paper (pdf): "Iterative and Incremental Development: A Brief History" is worth a read for context.

Personally, when I gamble and end up about 3/4 of a million dollars in the hole, I assume that I lost.

...people we see pictures of most, celebrities, put a lot of work into appearing young...

You mean like this?

I agree; unfortunately, VMS is impracticable today and I can't afford OS/370 VM/CMS, so I'm stuck with QNX which doesn't support all the applications I need or want.

...we will instead end up knowing WHY dogs lick their balls...

Because they can.

This is almost as exciting as reading about who wore what at the Academy Awards!

For how long would Tim Cook be the Apple CEO should he propose to give up 90% (according to Fiorina) of Apple's market?

27 counts (in total) at less than 1 year per offence.

Remember the "pet rock" craze? I just hope that this isn't a "pet asteroid" of a super-powerful alien!

... and a sudden increase in home invasions by masked police.

... rules on broadband Internet services that were written in the era of the steam locomotive and the telegraph.

Yeah, and rules against wanton killing were written in ancient times. Maybe we should rid ourselves of such laws when telecom execs are the victims.

So, in court, no one knows you're a dog?