> Where was the satellite over geographically when it exploded?

The Earth.

Captain, I see no reason to stand here and be insulted.

Yes, but the Amendment's delivery is delayed due to bad weather. FedEx apologizes for the inconvenience.

And nothing of value was lost.

Internet only: $83
Internet + TV: $73

You may be right when taking into account taxes, but full disclosure I didn't even think about that until I read your post...

> which seems to be effective since they have had NO students disappear due to magic spells

Correlation != causation ;)

We watch them via On Demand, which usually has them a couple of days later and with which we can skip through commercials. (Forgot one: We also watch Downton Abbey via cable On Demand)

There are three reasons we keep cable:
1) American Pickers (I know Netflix has it, but we've seen all of those and it's our relax-without-thinking show that we look forward to sitting down together each week once the kids are asleep)
2) Walking Dead (Ditto Netflix, although I don't know how current they are. That said, I'm increasingly becoming decreasingly interested in the show)
3) It costs $10 more to get Internet access without also getting cable.

Maybe I missed it but how was the question phrased?

What is this? Paradise By The Dashboard Light?

No. It was because cotton had better lobbyists.

Spock: Captain, I'm receiving an odd error message from the 3D printer transporter ...
Kirk: What's the error message say?
Spoke: It says, 'PC load letter.'
Kirk: PC load letter! What the fuck does that mean???

And for SSL you wrap tinfoil around the string, right?

I vaguely recall their early tagline as being "The Ultimate Collection Of Winsock Software" before branching out to things like being a registrar.

But those are all from your trip to Disney in China, right?