First, welcome to all my new friends. Except for my freaks list, I strive to implement tit-for-tat. This cannot last forever, since the number of friends is capped at 200, I believe. A subscription will take it somewhat higher, but after that, I won't be able to befriend all of my fans.

Second, I have picked up some more people on my freaks list, but they hide like dirty dogs, daring not to show their faces! Some haven't posted in a very long time, making it quite difficult to heap mounds of abuse on their dirty little heads.

Finally, I'm still looking for the proper term to use. We've picked up a few good libertarians who are quite rightly disturbed by my venemous use of the word 'conservative' as libertarians are notorious tightwads, er, fiscal conservatives. In order not to offend these mostly decent people, I am using the term 'right-wingers' or perhaps 'right-wing jack-booted thugs'. Any suggestions are welcome.

This article on Kuro5hin is an interesting read, and it reflects a lot of what I've discovered about my right-wing friends here on Slashdot.

The truth of the matter is that conservatives don't want to hear anything that might make them think. It bothers them when someone has an opinion that does not toe their party line, and they do their best to censor or remove that offending opinion.

In short, conservatives are the very model of a politically-correct person, which is ironic because they are always claiming that liberals are PC fetishists.

I've even found that many of my postings here in my own journal have been moderated down, which goes to show just how far the conservatives will go to suppress the truth.

Remember, even that moron N3WBI3 has admitted that he dislikes the United States constitution. It's no surprise that freedom of speech is one of the things that these goose-steppers hate.

I'm going on my Xmas vacation now, and won't be posting on /. until after the New Year. I'll be spending all of my time with my family and children, just as all good liberals do.

I'll also be feeling sorry for all the right-wingers out there, as they'll be working through the holidays to feed their money-gathering obsession. But, we liberals all know that the real reason they won't be spending time with their families is that the right-wingers just don't love their children like we do.

Merry Xmas!

There are some people who are apparently so stupid, that they can't figure out what this is (for example, N3WBI3).

This will make it crystal clear. My freaks list is the opt-in list for the Ann Coulter (if she were a liberal) impressions. That's it. If you're in the list, you get them. If you're not in the list, you don't get them.

Of course this takes advantage of the fact that humorless right-wingers are so opposed to hearing anyone that disagrees with them that they rush off to click their 'foe' button as quick as they can move their chubby little mouse finger.

Yesterday was a good day. Some treasonous conservatives signed up for my opt-in abuse list. Welcome to all you homophobic war-mongering mean-spirited goosesteppers.

Policy updates:

These are effective immediately. Some have been effective for a while.

1) Well-deserved abuse will not be dished out to conservatives in third party journals. Though there are some tempting nuggets posted by some ignoramuses (in Pudge's journal for example) these people have not opted-in to my service. I do not give out freebies

2) As a style change, I'm going to use slightly less profanity. Though it is definitely amusing to observe the humorless conservatives clench their ass cheeks and pound their fists as their chubby faces get all red, it would do me no good if I were moderated into oblivion.

3) I am considering an additional service: an impersonation of Dr. Laura Schlessinger (if she weren't a bitch).

Remember, I'm an actress. This is my bag, baby.

My new program of harassment and abuse has been a smashing success! At least two of my former foes have capitulated and changed their relationship to neutral to get me to stop! Or something like that. I am still amused by how irate these conservatives get when someone starts pointing out their lies in a manner reminiscient of Ann Coulter.

Remember, all conservatives are TRAITORS and LIARS. Ann Coulter would agree, if she were a liberal.

So, what's this all about?

First, I'm not really Uma Thurman. You already knew that.

Most of the time I use this account for posting messages that I think others will want to read. I am not a troll, just a guy who was tired of his other account.

But, sometimes I'll use this account to point out the lies of the far-right. Whenever I see someone spouting ignorance, I'll challenge them. My style is extremely harsh, because I'm emulating the icons of the far-right Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter. For years they have had a good laugh while they told their lies and slandered Liberals. These arch-conservatives forget that the embodiment of Liberalism is contained in the Constitution of the United States of America, and especially the Bill of Rights.

I'm giving them a good dose of their own medicine, and having a good laugh while I do it. My list of freaks is a sort of "opt-in" list for persistent "entertainment", so we'll see just how many of them are smart enough to opt-out.

When someone marks me as a friend, I mark them as a friend, unless they are repugnant racists or something. When someone marks me as a foe, they are "opting-in" for consistent monitoring and heckling of their ignorance.