Comment Can a soda can drive a car? (Score 2) 163
Yes, a soda can can; that's why it a soda can and not a soda can't!
Yes, a soda can can; that's why it a soda can and not a soda can't!
I was thinking the same thing. Who comes up with these names? Patriot Act, Freedom Act... what next? Utopia Act? Life-is-Good Act? Sex Act?
It turns out that spying on Europe is perfectly legal in the US after this law passes, and that spying on the US is perfectly legal in Europe. . . .
Lucky for everyone's citizens, no European country and the US are incredibly close allies.
Are you saying the NSA is going to outsource spying on Americans to our allies? We can't allow this; we need to keep jobs right here in the US.
get a credit card and charge $100 a month and pay it off. or charge your living expenses and pay it off
simple
And make sure it's a cash back card
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10) Ear Surgeons for Sturgeon
11) Disability Lawyers for Sharks
12) Mime School Professor for Deaf and Dumb Clownfish
13) Burst Blowfish Re-Inflation Technician
14) Electric Eel Defibrillation Nurse
I'll be hear all week, folks!
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2) Hearing Aid Designer for Dolphins
3) Bass Boosting Headphone Maker for Bass
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Loking at those pictures, while bad it was probably survivable if he had been wearing a seat belt. It was being ejected that killed him.
It was the sudden stop after being ejected that killed him.
Well, at the equator, the Earth rotates at about 1000 mph underneath you, so your car has to go at least 1075 mph when driving west to exceed the speed limit. 100 mph is nothing... you're practically moving backwards.
I guess they can also charge him with "leaving the scene of a crime"
Why just charge him when you can supercharge him?
I'm sure this technology isn't cheap. They should make it so once it penetrates a target it comes out the other side and flies right back to the sniper so he can reuse it on the next target -- otherwise it's a waste of some pretty expensive technology!
Get ready to travel through time and eat cake while you do it!
My company with patent pending technology will let you travel through time while eating cake.
Sorry, I got prior art on this. Everytime I find myself eating birthday cake I am shocked that I've traveled one year though time. It really sucks (the time travel, not the cake).
According to the article, there was alcohol involved.
Yes and I want it in black.
Is the end result graphene, a lattice of carbon atoms, or not? What exactly is a "substitute carbon nanosheet" if not graphene itself? Is the process new or the material new? This article is like saying you developed an easier process for creating wood-pulp-based white laminar sheets that are flexible and suitable for writing letters and calling it a "paper substitute", without clearly saying why it isn't paper.
This is a good thing as long as it can recognize shitfaced drivers and keep them of the roads.
Mathematicians practice absolute freedom. -- Henry Adams