"Hello?

I'm calling from the foundation of foster children for underprivleged people that you should feel sorry for especially in the holiday season like this blah blah blah blah.

At this time we would like to blah blah blah blah"
I was in the middle of a movie so I couldn't think of anything smart alec to spin on her, I really just wanted to hang up the phone.

Words cannot describe my hate for the DMV. But I can explain why I hate them so.
My wife and I had the unfortionate task of going to the DMV, Ammy (my wife) told me about this new number system at the local DMV center. So we went down early on a saturday morning, arriving at 7:00. You start with one line, tell the person what you want to do they make sure you have all your paper work ready and assign you a number. Then you wait the neccessary hours for your number to be called. They called

I got in to work early today with 4 cans of monster no one else was there so I kept the lights off, played my music and went to work. 2 hours later I was already on my third can when the others started showing up. Adjusting to the lighting wasn't a problem but once I cracked open the fourth can I suddenly started having the symptoms of a hangover. It was undeniable, my stomach felt tight and heavy, my head spun very slowly and I my head hurt like a

An automated phone call came in just a few minutes ago for a hotel reservation. Instead of pressing 8 to be taken off the list I asked for 9 to speak to a representative. A woman answered
"hotel reservations, " I pause,
"hotel reservations, " still no response from me.
"say it again" I pleaded.
"say what again?" she asked.
"that saying, third times a charm, say it again" short pause.
"sir are you interested in a vacation?"
"YEAH!" I shout excitedly.
"where would you li

www.monsterenergy.com

They finally updated their website, thought all 2 of your would want to know!

I dont quite understand it but when I try to make a funny post it gets marked as interesting but when I feel I have something truely interesting I get flagged for funny. Its happened enough that I know it must be my fault, am I really that far from reality?

Has anyone tried those geeky new engergy drinks? I tried one once a few years back at a lan party, dont know if it was red bull or whatnot but it didn't seem to do much except make me have to pee.

But recently my friend was touting this new drink "monster" he assured me that after drinking a can I would be capable of writing an entire operating system in 15 minutes. Well last week I fell behind on one of my projects and decided to investigate this "monster"...

woohoo! First post!