Case Study 1: NaveWeiss

Summary: Loser vents his rage.

Choice Quotations (click on the numbers to see the original context of the quote)

1. The correct way to write it is "Pancakes". I'm so cool.. I can correct spelling mistakes! Unfortunately, it's not a good way to meet chicks. Oh well..And where's Anne Marie? I wanted her to answer me. :(((

2. I once tried to hit on an imac user...Unfortunately, she told me she's already in use. Since then, I feel sorry each time I see an iMac.. :(

3. I hate drug users! I had bad experience with 99% of them, including the bitch that rejected me. They are all evil people and should be spanked.

4. [in response to a post by Jamie, slashdot editor] Jamie, I just wanted to mention that I love you.. I don't know why, but I really like you a lot.

5. [referring to the goatse.cx man] Ofcourse I'm no better than this man. He and I share the same poor destiny. I am a victim of today's material society, which prevents me to get a girlfriend, and that man is a victim of Klerck's ass widening. May both of us be avenged.

6. [referring to me, when I terminated his retarded attempt at conversation] It was /you/ who started writing to me. You can't decide things like "I don't want to continue any conversations with you", and you can't just walk away like that - no one will bear the consequences besides of you.

Analysis
Let's see...NaveWeiss clearly exhibits loneliness, failure with women, self-hatred, and even homosexuality! NaveWeiss is an immigrant who can't find any companions! Now take a look at this journal entry. Note how he attempts to insult me with something very similar to his life story.

Indeed, as NaveWeiss said in quote 7, "no one will bear the consequences of [talking to me] except you" - I am now stuck with being harassed by a self-professed loser on Slashdot.

Diagnosis
Utterly retarded. I guess it hurts to be outwitted by a high schooler.

good ones in bold. feel free to post others.

Q. What does a nigger and a apple have in common?
A. They both look good hanging from a tree
Q. What would you call the flinstones if they were black?
A. Niggers
Q. How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
A. Cut the rope
Q. Why do niggers smell?
A. So blind people can hate them too
Q. What do you call 100 niggers on the moon?
A. Problem
Q. 1,000 niggers?
A. Problem
Q. All the niggers?
A. Problem solved
Q. Why did god give niggers bick dicks?
A. He felt bad about what he did to there hair
Q. What do you do when you see a nigger with one leg?
A. Stop laughing and re-load
Q. How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Who cares they're niggers
Q. How many niggers does it take to roof a building?
A. Ten, if you slice then thin enough
Q. Why do niggers wear white gloves?
A. So they don't bite their fingers off when eating tootsie rolls
Q. Whats green and pink and purple and orange?
A. A nigger dressed for church
Q. Why don't niggers celebrate thanksgiving?
A. KFC isn't open on holidays
Q. What did god say when he made the first nigger?
A. Oh shit i burnt one
Q. Whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
A. Skid marks in front of the dog
Q. What is the American dream?
A. For all the niggers to go back to Africa with a jew under each arm
Q. What do you call two nigger cops on motocycles?
A. Chocolate chips
Q. Why don't niggers take asprin?
A. Its white, it works, and they refuse to pick the cotton out of the bottle.
Q. Why did the nigger cross the road?
A. Who the hell cares, why the fuck is he out of the cotton field
Q. What is white from above and black up close?
A. A cotton field
Q. What is wrong with 4 niggers going over a cliff in a cadilac?
A. It seats 5
Q. What is yellow on the outside and black on the inside and a lot of fun to watch?
A. A bus full of niggers going over a cliff
Q. What do you call a nigger flying back up a cliff?
A. Black magic
Q. What do you say when you see your t.v. floating around at night?
A. Drop it nigger
Q. Why are niggers so strong?
A. T.V.'s are getting heavier
Q. Why are niggers so fast?
A. All slow ones are in jail
Q. What do you call a nigger having sex?
A. Rape
Q. What happened to the nigger that had an abortion?
A. Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars
Q. What are 3 things you can't give a nigger?
A. A black eye, a fat lip, and a job
Q. Why are there niggers in heaven?
A. There's toliets to be cleaned there too
Q. What is 8 miles long and has a IQ of 68?
A. The Martin Luther day parade
Q. What do you call 1000 niggers going over a cliff?
A. Nigger falls

I think that the recent article posted by Dr. Richard Paley was quite cogent and insightful, even though it was dismissed as a hoax by the slashdot crowd. Just look at the two slashdot stories before it: one about strengthening the GNU-HIPPIE lobby in the government, and another recommending taking up a government job. These are not only coincidences, my friend; they are the harbingers of the takeover of our federal and commercial institutions! Beware!

Did you know that searching for 'nigger' on google returns the category Arts > Movies > Titles > W > Who Framed Roger Rabbit ??? See for yourself!

Feel free to post other google anomalies and random garbage to the journal, trollssss