Chinese Karma Whore's Journal: MMMMMMMM SO WARM

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Q. What does a nigger and a apple have in common?
A. They both look good hanging from a tree
Q. What would you call the flinstones if they were black?
A. Niggers
Q. How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
A. Cut the rope
Q. Why do niggers smell?
A. So blind people can hate them too
Q. What do you call 100 niggers on the moon?
A. Problem
Q. 1,000 niggers?
A. Problem
Q. All the niggers?
A. Problem solved
Q. Why did god give niggers bick dicks?
A. He felt bad about what he did to there hair
Q. What do you do when you see a nigger with one leg?
A. Stop laughing and re-load
Q. How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Who cares they're niggers
Q. How many niggers does it take to roof a building?
A. Ten, if you slice then thin enough
Q. Why do niggers wear white gloves?
A. So they don't bite their fingers off when eating tootsie rolls
Q. Whats green and pink and purple and orange?
A. A nigger dressed for church
Q. Why don't niggers celebrate thanksgiving?
A. KFC isn't open on holidays
Q. What did god say when he made the first nigger?
A. Oh shit i burnt one
Q. Whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
A. Skid marks in front of the dog
Q. What is the American dream?
A. For all the niggers to go back to Africa with a jew under each arm
Q. What do you call two nigger cops on motocycles?
A. Chocolate chips
Q. Why don't niggers take asprin?
A. Its white, it works, and they refuse to pick the cotton out of the bottle.
Q. Why did the nigger cross the road?
A. Who the hell cares, why the fuck is he out of the cotton field
Q. What is white from above and black up close?
A. A cotton field
Q. What is wrong with 4 niggers going over a cliff in a cadilac?
A. It seats 5
Q. What is yellow on the outside and black on the inside and a lot of fun to watch?
A. A bus full of niggers going over a cliff
Q. What do you call a nigger flying back up a cliff?
A. Black magic
Q. What do you say when you see your t.v. floating around at night?
A. Drop it nigger
Q. Why are niggers so strong?
A. T.V.'s are getting heavier
Q. Why are niggers so fast?
A. All slow ones are in jail
Q. What do you call a nigger having sex?
A. Rape
Q. What happened to the nigger that had an abortion?
A. Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars
Q. What are 3 things you can't give a nigger?
A. A black eye, a fat lip, and a job
Q. Why are there niggers in heaven?
A. There's toliets to be cleaned there too
Q. What is 8 miles long and has a IQ of 68?
A. The Martin Luther day parade
Q. What do you call 1000 niggers going over a cliff?
A. Nigger falls