In a day and age where parents have had the police and children's services called on them letting their kids play outside, this seems to be against the times. We are expected to keep our kids confined and under surveillance at all times or we are unfit parents.

Does it support accelerometer input so the computer can detect it needs to spin down the disks before it hits the wall/sidewalk?

There you go! Encode it all in Polish or Swedish and no one will be able to decode it! Njrfbzr!

I don't think that's likely. I mean I agree that systemd has its faults. I'm sure the situation will change over time but I don't think systemd will have any affect on the fit of my wife's jeans.

This may be the best endorsement for systemd yet.

Does anyone know how to get that with a modern firefox without changing the UserAgent (since that breaks other things)? The current interface is bloated, slow to load and kills my CPU due to something plusone.js is doing. (I already block plusone.js just to keep my idle CPU load below 30%.

Nevermind. It runs slow in my outdated browser. It sucks and the developer should feel bad.

I'm amazed your comment is marked insightful. Admittedly, I wouldn't call asm.js ready for prime-time, it is interesting technology and it will take lunatics like this guy to exercise it just like it took lunatics 15 to 20 years ago to port Doom and Abuse to Linux to begin to see what needed improvement.

I don't plan on buy games for my web browser, but that doesn't mean that an optimized javascript environment couldn't go somewhere as a portable environment. The good parts of javascript are far more elegant than java. I applaud this nut job.

I see few that a dozen useful posts on most /. articles. Admittedly though, Soylent could probably afford to step up their game on "Hot Grits" and shills.

Because, if you "accidentally include v3 code" you'll only be violating one license instead of two. ....wait??!?

They used to call it indulgences.

That depends. How many universes are there in the Multi-verse? At least one times that I guess.

No one and I mean no one in the scientific community thinks the existence of the Higgs Boson means the universe should have been crushed

There used to be some, but they've somehow ceased to exist.

That list is a bit small. It leaves off Ray Orbison and Tennessee Williams. I'm guessing they've left off other notables.

Get to know some people. Maybe your neighbors. In my case, half the people in town seem to know me or my wife. I actually know the Mayor, city council, several police officers, to president of one of the banks, the owners of several shops, a lot of the staff at my kid's school. That's not to brag. It's just that we're known. If I lose my ID, I can easily find dozens of people who can positively ID me. Some would actually even help us out while we're dealing with getting a normal life put back together. It wasn't always that way. Our kids forced us out of anonymity, but it's actually not a bad thing.