On 4chan. May as well give them something productive to do.

It's not the risk or the legal burden. It's that people are lazy. It only takes a few minutes of relatively mindless clicking each day to be successful on a Facebook game. If a real business only took a half an hour a day, everyone would have one.

There are plenty of highly respectable professions that wear uniforms. Police, professional athletes, pretty much anyone in the medical field, and the military to name a few.

Bake it IN the cake? That seems a bit extreme. Why not just bake the cake, let it cool, insert the microSD, then frost. If they start defrosting cakes while searching people, they deserve to find it.

I think it's quite plausible that the average Slashdotter has an above average sense of direction... when compared to the population at large. At least for me, my ability to get somewhere I want to go involves a combination of logic, memory, and good-old-fashioned paying attention, all of which I would wager, read as above average when measured in the average user here.

Hire a payroll company to deal with that stuff. Your time is almost certainly more important than the extra $20 per pay period that someone like Paychex charges. Right out of college I started a business with a friend and we ended up with 5 other people working for us full and part time. We used Paychex (just one of many), and we didn't have to deal with anything more complicated that a few forms we were provided with. They handled all the HR stuff for us, actually. It was quite nice to not have to worry about any of that stuff.