Tell him he's dreamin'

Tell him to get stuffed

Yeah, Aussie slang is pretty easy to get the hang of, merely cut the word in half and add "ie" at the end of it. That probably amounts to 95% of Aussie slang

In the case that a citation is required, is it enough to say that I am Australian

Gran Tourismo 5 (which I fear is going to suffer the same fate as DNF)

yes, but you have to clean up yourself afterwards

The simplest solution to the problem would be the following:

Insert a drive by download into a popular webpage that will cause IE to download, install and set to default Firefox. Extra points for disabling IE.

I am sure that someone here is able to do that ;)

Disclaimer: The above is merely me thinking out loud. I accept no responsibility for anyone doing anything like this.

All that is gold does not glitter

[sigh] [pointing-out-stupidity] 2000-2010 is 11 years [/pointing-out-stupidity]

Now that that is over, perhaps it is best to listen to the sage advice of Douglas Adams.

Just substitute "millennium" with "decade" and it still rings true.

Also I would like to ask you this question: "so what if we end up with a 9 year decade way back in 1-9AD? What difference does it make to our lives now?"

I think you'll find that he is referring to a "column-shift" gear selector.

there's an Emacs command for that

The most important thing to do in London is simple - Monopoly board pub crawl. Start at Old Kent road and work your way up to Mayfair. One pub per street on the Monopoly board

the simple reason is this: support. Apple are able to provide adequate, functional support for the systems that they sell because they know what hardware configuration the system is running and that the various components have been tested to some degree.

For Apple to provide support to those running OSX on non-Apple hardware, it would require a significant amount of money to be spent. Essentially, it is much cheaper for them to go to court to have Psystar stopped from selling Hackintosh computers, then it would be for them to support the users who use said computers.

Virus - meaning of "agent that causes infectious disease"
Cancer is not infectious, ergo cancer is not a virus

This just in, tin foil hats cause the following:

* Stupid inane comments
* Uninformed decisions
* Leaping to conclusions
* Paranoia
* Annoia
* Repetitive posting in the hope that it won't be marked as a troll eventually
* Trolling
* A sub 50 IQ
* The inability to reason

You do realise that the source that you have cited is a website called "Fluscam" right? When making a reasoned and informed decision on anything you must, I repeat MUST, consult an unbiased source. Visiting "fluscam" for any information regarding influenza vaccines would be akin to asking a creationist how old the world is - you are not going to get an informed, intelligent answer.

I'm pretty sure that the youth-in-asia would also be quite annoyed with his attempts to ban games

$388M was the original figure that was awarded
$388M minus *cough* court costs *wink*
means that Microsoft are getting $338M back

I'm kidding

I had a similar experience at University. I was living on campus and had my Apache server running along nicely on my Linux box, and kept on getting these weird error logs. As soon as I saw it I had a feeling that it was Code Red, so I checked up on the net just to confirm. It was. So I then traced it back to its source - one of the University's own computers. I contacted the Uni's IT staff and informed them that they had a machine that was infected with Code Red. Do you know what response they gave me?

"It isn't our machine that is infected. Your machine is the infected one."

For anyone who didn't read the above properly, or can't be bothered going back over it again, I was running Apache on Linux and the Code Red worm infected Microsoft IIS Web Servers.