"wouldn't be"

As in, I wouldn't be having to do this (thus burning my 2nd and final post for this 24 hour period) if the fuckwits at slashdot would ever put in a damn edit button. You know--like every other fucking site on this brand new invention called the internet.

Now for some shameless karma whoring: Can I get some help, mods, please? I used to have excellent karma for the longest time. I was a model slashdot citizen, yes sir! Maybe a few of you old fucks even remember when I've posted here, eons ago it seems. Then one day....some asshole troll began downvoting every single one of my posts, and completely wrecked my karma. Just like that.

I emailed "Tech Support" (at Dice...LOL yeah I know right?) who helpfully deleted the troll, then said they could do nothing for my karma, that I'd have to earn it all back on my own.

Not sure if that guy ever got the "FUCK YOU" I sent in reply....that was YEARS ago now....and ever since then I've been in a really pissed off mood every time I get on here, from being limited to two God damned posts per day, and tend to use those posts to tell someone what a fucking asshole they are. For some reason this doesn't seem to be helping.

Seriously, fuck you and everything you stand for, Dice. Would some of my slashdot niggas w/ mad mod points mind giving me a hand up here? Thank you in advance. ........and if you don't help me, I will KILL YOU ALL!

Just kidding.......or am I..?

"Dumb? Maybe. "

There's definitely no maybe about it.

Find another pet cause, dude. Stop trying to portray commercial software as being some kind of eeeevill thing.

If you want to do something useful for a change, how about re-inventing computer programming completely, so that it's not such a total fucking pain in the ass anymore, perhaps bringing things back closer to the days when even a 6 year old could write a program? Then maybe people would be incentivized to form billion dollars businesses exclusively centered around the art of writing software.

Thankfully, there are people out there working on the hard problems that your type seems incapable of addressing.

Unless you bomb the bank into a crater, round up and imprison its executives, then plant a flag on its smoking remains.

As a complete asshole who is often right, I can tell you when I'm proven wrong, I appreciate the hell out of it and I gain a lot of respect for that person...regardless of how they do it....politely or impolitely. It's the knowledge that I value, not "how you made me feel." And I despite people who feel otherwise.

What's amazing is the level of fucked you're going to be when it turns out everything you thought you knew about the world turns out to be complete bullshit.

I don't exercise my exercise rights freely because you tolerate it, peon; I do so because I believe in living my life how I choose. Try and stop me from doing so, and I will happily kill you, your family, and everyone you know and love if that's what it takes to ensure me and my family and ours beliefs remain safe.

Fuck off and die in a fire, you self-absorbed faggot.

Or just throw a molotov cocktail through Microsoft's front window, then install anything else.

Seriously, them removing Solitaire is almost as fucking stupid as Linux Mint not installing traceroute by default.

Why is the world filled full of dumb fucking assholes who, for some idiotic reason, believe the Internet is always going to be right there for you to download shit?

Just like the dumb fucks who can't be asked to include help text with their software, instead deciding it would be better to redirect me to their pile of SHIT web page.

Sometimes I wonder if humanity really deserves to survive.

There's one right there.

Seriously, slashdotters, are you too stupid to realize that YOU are being "trolled" (misdirected) RIGHT NOW?

How does Obama's cock taste, Anon?

Except, of course, that it's still under operation under Obama.

But of course, one can't expect a useless fuck such as yourself, with no knowledge or care in the world about personal responsibility, to understand such a concept.

Free clue: the "but Reagan" argument is the refuge of mouth breathing morons. It's yet another variation of the idiot "but it's actually the OTHER GUY'S fault" argument.

If you're still cheering for the blue or red team, you are by definition a clueless moron.

In America, if I owe the bank $100,000, I'm in trouble. If I owe the bank $100,000,000, the bank's in trouble.

Maybe the government and banking institutions of Germany shouldn't have given away all that free money.

Wrong. It's 1939 all over again.

lol....yeah, NO worry at all.

No, their major problem is TOO MANY BILLS.

Ooh, ooh! Pick me! I know this one.

Yes, they will leave the Euro....just like ALL the rest of Europe.

No, there will be another 1939.

Hint: you're living in it...

Right, because I need cloud storage to hold my hundred terabytes of bookmarks.

Fucking imbecile.

You will never get that opportunity, so don't get too excited.

Congratulations on being a moron.

I would argue that you're an imbecile....but that wouldn't take much of an argument.

Modern computers are fucking pieces of shit. No sane woman wants to fuck with one.

Who cares?

Yes, wherever you look in America, you do see plenty of abject stupidity in the form of people trying to solve problems that aren't actually problems.

I wish the tech sites would spend more time discussing tech instead of completely unimportant PC bullshit like this. Is it any wonder America is slipping to last place in every possible category, except prison population, STDs, and arrogance?

Pull your head out of your asshole and worry about something that actually matters. Like the fact that your country is a fascist police state shithole.