#fail. It fixes DOM problems, not javascript problems. I mean, if you're dirtyt, can you clean yourself off by smearing shit all over yourself? Of course not. So how can a javascript library, written in javascript, fix deficiencies in the javascript language? It can't. You need to use a transpiler like coffeescript or babel if you want to improve the javascript language.

put the versioning file system on top of the distributed file system.

Or, in a way even a dice employee will understand:

You: I like sucking dicks. And I live having my dick sucked. But nobody will suck my dick and nobody will let me suck their dick.

Me: Ok, why don't you suck your own dick?

You: (run off to your bedroom, close the door, is not seen again for 3 days).

well, slashdot is gay...

If you have to ask the question, it changes the answer.

> Full disclosure: Lush bath bombs are the bee's knees.

Especially when you shove a couple up your asshole before jacking off.

heh, when I was living at the geek compound, we had a soda vending machine (perhaps the only one with diet coke, mt dew, and jolt) and a candy vending machine. The candy machine had some candy (mostly for cowboy neil) but also had anal lube, condoms (not that anybody ever used one), and amyl nitrate. I think cowboy neil knocked it over one night in a fit of rage, probably because it wouldn't give the fat ass twizzlers or something.

Miguel de Icaxaka is a known Microsoft acolyte (even in the Ballmer days). Furthermore, he's been known to eat his own dick cheese.

He has done more to harm Linux than anyone, other than Lennard "systemD" Poetering.

well, she might stop sucking dick for crack and start sucking dick for meth.

I did. I got a bunch of shitty job offers that I had time refusing. And it turns out they scraped the job from another site and reposted it.

So, exactly like sourceforge.

A buddy of mine works there. He told me they *will* include the golden girls theme song. All I can say is - You're a pal and a cosmonaut!

What I'd like: fewer bugs. Fallout 3 was damn near unplayable on the XBox due to frequent lock ups. Nevermind stupid shit like getting stuck in the environment.

Ever use the dice job site? Same thing.

Maybe you don't need it now, but someday, you will.

yeah, explicitly approved by the project developer. Or explicitly disapproved by the project developer (since they were disgusted by our business practices and left).