You have a pretty weak sense of morality if you can be tempted to screw over one of your best friends for a mere $2,200.

Just wait until I launch my "live streaming people entering usernames and passwords" site launches!

They used to make cars in Detroit?

I'm pretty sure that letting your own daughter grow up in poverty because you're too selfish to admit your paternity and pay child support goes way beyond "not being squeaky clean."

I mean, don't get me wrong, the drinks and resorts are great and all. But the drinks and resorts in Somalia are just as good, and much less ebola.

Agreed. I would much rather see a movie about Woz. Not only was his work much more interesting than anything Jobs did, but he's a character who I could actually root for. When I watch a Jobs bio, I spend most of the time hoping one of the other characters onscreen will just beat the shit out of him.

All of us may be dicks, but very few of us are so dickish as to fuck over even Woz.

I wonder if there is still someone out there running the world's last Meridian 59 server.

No, but it dig tag Lena Denham as a white manatee.

But....but....that would mean less profit!

And the lump of coal will retail for $2,000, idiot Apple fans will line up around the block to buy it at launch, and Wired will feature 25 stories on how it's going to revolutionize the world.

Couldn't they just go to Kinkos?

Just the thought of Quebec porn activates my gag reflex without me even seeing it.

I've near cities all my life. So everything in the sky is pretty much "out of sight, out of mind" to me. I didn't know what the Milky Way was until I saw a picture of it in a book.

Needs more cool soundtrack.