My current identity sucks ass.
Big breakthrough just around the corner!
Are you saying that my iPhone and Mac aren't made in the USA??????
And all the other countries that actually make those tech products.
No problem, just put the solar panels somewhere else instead.
generate excess power in advance and store it in batteries
Who's going to pay for the batteries, and to replace them periodically?
Because if she is, then I'll certainly take them. Otherwise, piss off.
If honey bees are thriving, then why is honey still so expensive?
Because it's marketed to hipsters with more money than sense.
Or it is because reality has a well-known liberal bias.
If it did, maybe all those honeybees that were being killed by global warming would still be dying. Yet, once again, reality failed to conform to the environmentalist agenda.
Time to backtrack on yet another failed prediction for you "reality" types, huh?
I know it can't be true, because all my environmentalist friends ensured me that colony collapse was caused by global warming and would continue to get worse. They said this was SCIENCE and called me a "denier" when I questioned it.
Funny how all "science" now seems to support a very particular liberal/environmentalist ideological agenda. Maybe that has something to do with the new scientific method:
1) Embrace a dogmatic ideological agenda.
2) Form a hypothesis that supports this agenda.
3) Carefully exclude or modify all data that contradicts this hypothesis.
4) Hypothesis confirmed!
5) Call anyone who challenges your conclusion an ignorant denier.
But dude, she totally wrote some code that's under another name that she can't disclose at present because of, you know...stuff.
And I totally have a hot supermodel girlfriend in Canada. She's a developer too!
Can't a lander get a day off 'round here??
If they're already driving a Chrysler by choice, I'm pretty sure that there's nothing more you could do to them that will make things any worse.
"Got to get these WiiU games out the door first, then we'll be right with you," said devs.
Even better yet: Make every effort to be loyal to your spouse. If you fail, repent, hope for forgiveness, and try harder next time. Flee from all forms of temptation to do evil.
I suspect that's what goes through Ben Affleck's mind every time he starts a new movie. "This time it will be different," he tells himself.