It's a mystery of the Faith.

I find your lack of faith in the Force of AI disturbing.

Better specs? Does it come with free/open firmware? With no un-replaceable hard-coded bootloader crypto-keys? With hardware that has free software drivers and does not need proprietary firmware blobs? If it does not, it does not have "better specs" according to the Librem's primary concern: "A Free/Libre Software Laptop That Respects Your Essential Freedoms".

I'd be happy to have "a six-pack of prophets handy" for terrorists to smear with swearwords instead of kalashnikoving me.

A verbal offence ought to be countered by a verbal retortion. No physical action, much less any action carried out with the intention of killing, could ever be justified by something someone said.

When I run that fast my typing becomes awful.

200 mls on a single charge... makes me wonder why my laptop still doesn'r run over 4hrs on a full charge (6 cell battery).

Ditto.

Wasn't everything Apple supposed to be the best?

Meditate. See the Real One Reality of Things. Enlighten.
And finally develop the Superpowers!

There was a time when technology was based on science. Today we learn it's based on faith (Bill Gates said that for several years he has been a believer in the idea of LENR).

If only Lonely Planet would advice people what Italian policemen mean when they ask you for a cup of coffee. I's all their fault, I think I'm going to sue them.

As well as a /. comment.

You surely set a good example of what this New Internet would be like, right Mr. Anony Mouse?

The pizza was gummy, the wine tasted of vinegar, the bread was at least two days old and they even charged 5$ for a bottle of water that was brought on the table already open, maybe refilled of tap water. I definitely do not recommend, please steer clear of vikingpower pizza lest they ruin your trip more than the corrupt police officers who fined your car that was perfectly parked within the free parking lot.