Journal: Humorous Sigs

Here are some of the sigs I have come across on Slashdot that I think are humourous, clever or cool (at least they struck me as such at the time):
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NotQuiteReal -Help me take back Slashdot. When did 'News for Nerds' become 'FUD and Conspiracy Theories for Extremist Nutjobs'?
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NotQuiteReal - Sig busy. Try again later.
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ozmanjusri - Some people are like Slinkies
They bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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I'll add more later. Feel free to post others if you come across any. Be sure to give credit to the Slashdot user.