It's "spiel."

You're welcome.

Psychology undergraduates

Dude, they judge EVERYONE.

You can't take them into public if you fear they may call your waiter the N word or go on a tirade about the jews when you are trying to get groceries.

I have had both of these things happen to me on more than one occasion. Each time it was as if the world went in to slow motion and I could not get my mother out of the area fast enough. At one point in a particularly awkward situation I seriously thought someone was going to punch my 73-year-old mother in the face. No matter how many times I try to explain to her that she MUST stop speaking that way, she just doesn't seem to get it, or she just doesn't care.

There are many laws for which police officers use their own discretion in regards to enforcement of said laws. This is possibly a situation where the spirit of the law and the letter of the law are not in sync.

IANAL, YMMV, etc.

I moose, you moose, he/she/it mooses
I moosed, you moosed, he/she/it moosed
I shall moose, you shall moose, he/she/it shall moose

A Moose once bit my sister ...

I have moosed, you have moosed, he/she/it has moosen

Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretty nasti...

I shall have moosen, you shall have moosen, he/she/it shall have moosen
....

The directors of the firm hired to continue this post after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign is #41

"...unless they're keeping all the data that goes to your phone all the time."

Which is exactly what they appear to be doing.

Does anyone else see the irony in this?

The light at the end of the tunnel is just as likely to be an oncoming train headed for the trauma center as it is to be a private conference with god or dead loved ones.

That's Dr. Sheldon Cooper, if you please.

If you find this statement too direct, please feel free to imagine that it was concluded with a winky face or some other unnecessary yet somehow comforting-to-the-unwashed-masses communicative frivolity.

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Coffee is like a woman.

Hot and sweet at first, then increasingly cold and bitter.

I like my slashdot like I like my like like like...

Loop detected, aborting.

Salt yours what?

That was sarcasm, right?

We don't need to mention it to you, as everything one would want to know about that absolutely wonderful television program can be easily found here.

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