WCIT – pronounced 'wicket'. Wicket as in Wicket Wystri Warrick? - "Starcruiser go CRISH CRISH!" CRISH CRISH as in the internet plummeting to it's doom? I see what they've done here....

Nuka Cola was my first thought while reading this as well. I suppose we can also set up the market for Gamma Gulp as well.

This is immediately what I thought of when I read the headline as well!

Anyone else have a 1984-esque feeling about this? I just picture people sitting at cubicles 'modifying' info, history, news, etc. Eerie...

Realistically, we should be able to subscribe to cable channels in a modular fashion. Then your bill [in perfect theorycraft] shouldn't be all that large unless you wanted to subscribe to all those channels. Do I want sports, mass news, reality, talk show, or 99% of the channels I have? No! But I pay for them anyways because the two channels I do want to watch require I pay for them. It's time to redesign the system in my opinion. I know it can't go completely modular, but the current system is FUBAR.