Those Barbie thumb drives already have them. Not my fault you haven't discovered it yet.

Go work for a contractor. Get to know the feds. Then your resume magically moves to the top in usajobs.gov.

Throw me the whip and I'll throw you the idol!

Most people don't even do that, they just find a free service that will half-assedly slap it together for them via a "one size fits all" webform.

Technically, with quantum fluctuations, electron and protons (an their anti particles) may pop in and out at random. It happens more often at quantum levels, but there is nothing saying that, while improbable, it isn't impossible for it to happen at macro levels. All you need to do is wait for your keys to pop into existence, and then snag them before they touch their antikey twin and annihilate each other.

Depends on the ship. If for some unknown reason, two carriers happen to get close to each other, the Phalanx would probably keep the deck clear of flight crews and any planes trying to take off. Of course, if they got that close, I'm sure there are bigger problems to worry about...

Likewise, we haven't really gone to war with any naval powers in the past several decades. That doesn't mean that it won't happen or that we should dismantle our navy though.

This is also why they want rail guns to go along with the lasers.

I only watch Cowboyneal's home videos, does that count?

And they care because? Want to really hurt them, cancel your subscription.

What magical land is this?

Why not both?

We need a sampled and mixed Milhouse Nixon on that line.

Find out what it means to me.

Not bad, but I think Barb's was actually pretty good.