Comment Stay inside (Score 3, Funny) 72
"Come now, young lad, stay out of the wind or you'll catch Kawasaki disease."
"Aw...but I wanted to go fly my kite today!"
"Aw...but I wanted to go fly my kite today!"
That was cracked a long time ago.
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I telnet to getfirefox.org, you insensitive clod!
Why telnet if you can use butterflies to communicate with the server.
Using butterflies would cause too many latency issues, whether you're using the butterflies for direct transmission or generating cosmic rays via the butterfly effect.
With your bare hands?!?