"Aw...but I wanted to go fly my kite today!"
That was cracked a long time ago.
I telnet to getfirefox.org, you insensitive clod!
Why telnet if you can use butterflies to communicate with the server.
Using butterflies would cause too many latency issues, whether you're using the butterflies for direct transmission or generating cosmic rays via the butterfly effect.
Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. -- Josh Billings