Right now the rich aren't any smarter than the rest of us, what if they were!?
If they aren't, how come they're rich?
How do you fit it into your front pocket?
I suspect you don't. The size is about right for a handbag or a coat pocket, though. Not all people actually use their trouser pockets for anything.
Leave the talk about logic to those with an actual education.
Since I figure this Karmashock fellow probably won't stand down, allow me to express in his or her stead regret for his or her malappropriation of my subject area. Douches come in all flavours, apparently.
That makes Android java apps non native on their own platform.
Well, yes.
I use two hands anyway so why not make a true two handed device?
Personally, my objections have more to do with pocket space. How are you supposed to fit that thing in your pocket? Then, again, it might not be aimed toward the type of customer who carries her phone in her pocket.
Fuck me, I worked in that office for most of last year.
I'd really rather not, lest I catch something off you.
Yup, this sounds a bit like Y2K in retrospective. Was money wasted on it because it turned out to be a non-event, or was it a non-event because so much was spent on it?
Money was wasted on it because many parties insisted on waiting until the very last minute to do anything about it.
(...) leaving a pitiful remnant of shell-shocked survivors to envy the dead and wonder why their gods had forsaken them amidst the ruins of their culture (...)
If this doesn't count as exterminating a civilisation, I'm not sure what would.
"Perform open heart surgery in front of a judge while vigorously arguing a case on behalf of the guy who is having his heart operated on."
A Phoenix Wright/Trauma Centre crossover would make for an awesome DS game, though.
The hardest part of climbing the ladder of success is getting through the crowd at the bottom.