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Journal Journal: 121214 (road rage)

This isn't any official system notice, only me musing about security.

Comment Code (Score -1) 2

FDA, medical devices, FCC, interference. Class B devices are not licensed for medical purposes. Medical devices require release forms. That people are able to take your picture, in public, is not a right. They are able to get away with it due to faults in the legal process. A class B electronic device cannot be applied to a human without their purposed consent. If you could simply gamma ray people whenever you want then the FDA would not have their entire business on medical devices. Picture taking devices, same thing. Is it legal to walk up to someone with a low voltage taser? Low voltage or not--the action is an assault with an unlicensed medical device. Cameras are in the exact same electronic device class (even fully mechanical cameras, if you are able to find one).

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Journal Journal: 121025 (rats)

121025. System Notice.

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HomelessinLaJolla
Revenerable Foo' Moe-Dee

The mission scout for the stronghold has observed that loading userspace with focus points for the sun mouse and crapflooding the mouse queue has potential to be used in the field of developing advanced functionality circuit diagrams. Patent pending.

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Journal Journal: 121024 (boot)

121024. System Notice.

Mapfortu
Senor Pedro Marco Agapito Jose Juan Martinez
Revenerable Foo' Moe-D

Comment No kidding? (Score -1) 2

Have you ever kept a list of large amounts of data by hand on letter paper (8 1/2 x 11 portrait)?

Your brain is predictable according to training. Begin at the upper left, fill columns. When columns run out you find spaces (general list-making training encourages you to endeavor for one page per "list" collection). So, yes, near everything is designed upside down. Really the start bar for windows should be on the top of the screen, the start button on the right, and the upper left landscape gradient should be reserved for the incoming data (running programs).

Test it. For a few days just go out and begin recording license plate numbers. Watch how your system of preparing the 8 1/2 x 11 portrait landscape develops. Compare it with web-page layout and your screen layout.

One of the things you will also notice is that computer screen advertisements quite nearly perfectly correlate with the ocular position of your automobile mirrors. Blind spot training.

Comment wait (Score -1) 151

Wait, I know...

Among them: glue scripts, Cisco interaction / automatization tools, backup tools, alerting tools, IP-to-Serial OOB stuff, even a couple of web applications (LAMPython and CherryPy

And then I thought of my old lost code vowel to accomplish aLFS.

Looking for the ttervo's old church of xut pic (tux holding a smoking high calibre street sweeper and walking away from the monitor) I walked across hakin9. One of the cleaner front pages I have seen in a while. The ad: "become a pentester" as a legal hacker. You know, before they began demanding buggy software on store shelves, beta tester was going to be a very happy career.

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Journal Journal: 120920 (queue)

120920. System notice.

Mapfortu
Revenerable Foo' Moe-D

Comment Re:How interesting... (Score -1) 245

I love these occurrences. Similar events are known as fortune cookies resulting from mathematical buffer overruns when the great sphinx is patterned into the great wall of china. Sometimes the fortune cookies work out for enormous profit, sometimes they result in bombing runs on tech support centers.

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Journal Journal: 120811 (cp)

The copy and paste buffer will be today's topic of discussion for those of you who are not yet comfortable with the mortician behind the mirror and need to play computer games to convince yourselves that things work the way they should.

Comment Re:Timing (Score -1) 7

Wait, wait. Why should I help this account? We all know that "logical failure" is the semi-three quarters queer gay guy wearing the cock puppet clip on his dick filling the role of Elijah with the king on Mt. Carmel. But LF isn't a prophet, nor a king, just some faggot rainbowtard with too much money who was recruited to rope Isaac into a script and be in line for a bunch of the Forrest Gump christmas presents.

The Elijah Mt. Carmel king script is very particular. For example, when setting up Isaac (or Jesus Christ), you need to tell him ahead of time that it is going to be a group type session--not rope him in for a fun night and then show up from around the corner after Isaac is done. Mt. Carmel gives Isaac a save cue on the way out the door,"In my entire life you were the closest to making me cum"--indicating that Mt. Carmel is supposed to be the frigid-ator which buries Isaac's dick in the dirt.

Eat shit, m-f'er. I want you to die, you and your little pathetic ridiculous dick clip.

Comment Obvious (Score -1) 157

Slashdot pwnz this realm. Nobody takes down that feed. Writing to the United Nations on the .int is also a good example. The .int pages load like crap because they're all served over the analog POTS at significant intersection points to avoid all of the network card exploit cycles traveling on the common global fiberoptic and metallic. The analog circuits make HTTP page loads terrible but standard plain text e-mail is never a problem.

Silverspur's Stronghold is similar. We manage our own analog, the server client software takes care of necessary compression, and we don't push advertising crap into your three pixel console click box. Interpol has some extra good filters on their telephones, we believe we have a few they don't, they believe they have a few we don't. It's all great sporting fun.

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Journal Journal: 120722 (wik)

Some sketchpad material which is being formulated into an upcoming wiki.

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