Comment Re:Happy Birthday (Score 1) 224
Endless loop, bad programming! You have shamed BASIC for the last time!
10 PRINT "Whoosh!"
20 GOTO 10
Endless loop, bad programming! You have shamed BASIC for the last time!
10 PRINT "Whoosh!"
20 GOTO 10
How the fuck you hear him on the microwave? The microwave oven?! Please elaborate on that experience.
It's actually his teeth picking up the signal when he sticks his head in the microwave oven.
Note to OP: microwaves don't use natural gas.
hah, mega not meta.
You must work for the NSA. An honest mistake.
You mean *DWARF* moon. Because in order to be considered a *real* moon, it has to clear its orbit of debris.
That's not debris. It's planetary placenta.
Have Space Suit, Will Travel.
Go, Heinlein!
My older brother shuffled your deck.
Smart developers punched a sequence number in columns 73-80. A few passes through the sorter and you're good to go.
"What advice would you give someone who just bought a new laptop? What would you tell someone about how to secure their webserver against attacks? For that matter, how would you tell someone to prepare for their first year at Burning Man?
Lotion. Lots of it.
Senators are too busy designing pork barrels to design rockets.
And NASA is too busy with "Muslim Outreach" to bother with actual space missions.
Someone bring me my flux capacitor!
The questions is not "where is my flux capacitor" but "when is my flux capacitor". You're just not thinking fourth-dimensionally.
Ahem... from wikipedia: "The Church Committee was the United States Senate Select Committee to Study Governmental Operations with Respect to Intelligence Activities, a U.S. Senate committee chaired by Senator Frank Church (D-ID) in 1975."
< Dana Carvey Mode ON>
Well, isn't that special.
< Dana Carvey Mode OFF>
The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.
