Fuck the consumer - it's all about the Benjamins, baby!!

It's called a fuckin map. Cost ? approx 5-10 bucks

Actually I think the poster thought since his car is 'mechanical' and it has a 'transmission' that the rule applied.

http://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/King-Co-requires-life-vests-for-swimmers-1432255.php

Or this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO/IEC_15504). This SPICE stuff is gonna be the death of me.

Because customers (in general) are idiots and will buy any crap you shovel at them that is shiny enough. (Ask Ron Popeil)

Can I send this to my bosses?? I get so amazed when the h/w dept. sends a piece of crap over the wall and I'm told "Just fix it in software", like software falls fully-formed from a tree or something!! Thanks for that!!

I'm worried about the 'floppy disk' in my pants.

small rechargeable battery inside - easy peasy. This is probably how the keyboard works as well.

Only if those 2 f'ing retards were inside!!!

Actually they are separate (I work in the industry). All can be s/w upgraded. All have communications. All have diagnostics. Yes even your power mirror. A car is many times more complicated that the simple thing you call a computer.

use a fuckin' payphone (stupid kids, get off my lawn!!!)

"And the average person is correct. Mechanical, electrical, and pneumatic complexities notwithstanding, my car has 3 computers in it as well." Most modern cars have up to 40 computers on board. Engine, transmission, radio, dash, door lock, keyless entry, tire pressure, power windows, power mirrors, power seats, climate control, traction control, ABS, and on and on and on....

get to the server tonight (after IT is home with wifey and you've saved what is critical) and adjust the harddrives with a calibrated ball-peen hammer. Tomorrow when shit hits fan, you'll get your harddrive upgrade.

from the Tao of Red "That's America. Any kook can have any damn fool idea he wants!"