I remember years ago on Sixty Minutes a story about Grace Hopper, who taught computer science. She had a spool of wire one thousand feet long and told students that that was a microsecond. I thought that it was a nice way to illustrate how much time you are wasting when your code takes just one microsecond longer to execute than necessary.

Well, if you are king, political parties are a moot point anyway. Of course, if you are king, you can do whatever you want, so abolish away.

The same kind of tool that wears a polo shirt with an alligator image on it (yes, I know, an ancient example), or any number of other clothing items. I guess you were never a teenager.

Kind of like telling a car noob that they need to replace their muffler bearings.

Because the Daily Mail is like the Onion, only the jokes are by accident.

From the Constitution: "...by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their..." The patents are from the Jurassic age, in software years.

Can a Pi even utilize a GigaE anywhere close to its limits? I'd think that even 100M would be idle a good percentage of the time.