"I'd like to see a breakdancing porpoise."

I'd rather not - the thing that comes next is a Vogon fleet to build an interstellar bypass

or just for some yet to be released model from Samsung

And does the 27in monitor do 1920*1200

that radio controlled vehicles were invented before cellphones, or even before the internet

Streetwalkers sweet talk you out of your spare change
And your sweet madame makes it seem just like Belgium

I live in a country thats so old-fashioned they measure things in feet and inches...

Maybe its a typo, and should be spelled brayage
mules bray don't they?

weigh the same as a duck?

"Serionsly, it's Feiday night! Why are you reading this?"

It may surprise you to learn that not everybody works 9 to 5 Monday to Friday

Is not to "upgrade" to Win 10 in the first place

four government astronauts?

So will there be non-goverment astronuts?

I guess you missed the memo from SCOTUS - same sex marriage is legal now.

And there's no one there to raise them if you didn't
And all this science, I don't understand
It's just my job, five days a week

"What..like MSNBC?"

I think Microsoft sold their share of MSNBC to NBC (Universal)

If FaceBook and Twitter went down, productivity would increase...

Since there isn't enough staff to cover your absence.

I'm not feeling the best tonight myself
But there are only 4 aides and 2 nurses listed on the online schedule and another one of the PM crew working half the NOC shift
full staff for nights is 1 nurses and 7 aides or 1 nurse and 8 aides