"Hate to tell you, but that rocket scientist job with NASA requires a bit more."

I think the rocket scientists will have to move to China if they want to keep doibng rocket science. NASA won't exist much longer.

The Doctor will find a cure
Matt Smith that is. I'd guess that being from Galifrey he is probably immune.

1/3 of my income before taxes goes on health insurance, and add to that the $2500 deductible...

Riding a motorbike downhill, in gear and then let the clutch out...

Of course these days most come with electric start...

Because they paid for the planet in the first place

any relation to Michael Moore (Fahrenheit 911) or Gordon Moore (Moore's Law)

Antimatter

It gives the best power to weight of any fuel

80 grand per year works out to about $38.46 per hour (assuming a 40 hour week)

I only make $12 per hour. Of course I only subscribe to one of the above magazines (and I haven't told them how much I make)

The Alan Parsons Project: (with Eric Woolfson)

Tales of Mystery and Imagination
I Robot
Pyramid
Eve
Eye in the Sky
The Turn of a Friendly Card
Ammonia Avenue
Vulture Culture
Gaudi
Stereotomy

Solo Albums:

The Time Machine
Try Anything Once
A Valid Path

"b) these flights would sooner run out of fuel than iPad battery juice"

I guess you've never heard of air to air refueling.