Sounds like a quote from one of the Airplane movies

So will you need a special washer to clean it?

I thought there were 2 of them

Flight Data recorder (records all the instrument readings and control inputs from the pilot)
Cockpit Voice recorder (rocords the voices of the pilot and copilot saying "shit"

Generally the first one is the most important source of information.

do you have to wear silly glasses

Remember the old Viewmaster slides from 45 or mor years ago?

But of course the 21st century didn't start until Jan 1, 2001
(there was no year zero)

and introducing acoustic guitar
Plus
Tubular Bells

Yep, its been over 40 years since Mike Oldfield released his first album

I discover new (age) musicon the music channel "Soundscapes"

A space shuttle liftoff
And before that a Saturn V liftoff

Yeah, police cams should be on all the time, but if there is no incident during the shift the whole thing can be erased.
The ploice union may not like it, but the union rep would have to be advised when the tape is subpoenaed

For the first manned landings

They might still get tourists into space before the end of the century

Internet Explorer Task Force?

Fortunately I havent used IE for donkey's years.

Or is it Islamic Extremists Terrorize France

And I guess that HTTP/2 is some half arsed web protocol

By all means - expose him to really high does of gamma radiation and see what kind of superpower(s) he gets

Well it worked for the Fantastic 4 and the incredible hulk

Never mind them walking, how about getting them to pass some legislation, approve some nominees, and attend to the country'e debts.

Oh wait, you don't mean the ones in Washington

"Sure, we've all heard of googol, but you're spelling it wrong. We all know its 1.0 × 10^100."

And next up is a googolplex which is 10 to the power of googol

I don't know if there is a googolplexplex (10 to the power of googolplex) but it wouldn't even fit in the multiverse